Bagel Press

• has no sympathy for people who show up L8 2 the bowl & start yelling that people R in their seats and then realize they're in the wrong row. #

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• cringes when japanese characters on tv are so honorific. stop bowing already. especially with your palms together in front of you. #
• can't handle this biggest lose tear jerking right now. #

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• @mrmanners84 trust me, yes. in reply to mrmanners84 #

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• having a hard time with this iTunes 9 store. #
• also can't figure out why the green button doesn't switch iTunes to miniplayer mode anymore. #

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• cannot grasp the purpose of a callback function. #

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• is ready for a swiffering dance party in his livingroom. #
• is reliving 1995. #
• is ecstatic that bryan found my lost flyswatter last night. smack! smack! in the name of the law! #

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• is trying to decide between diet soda or beer, and which will have a better effect on updating my resume. #

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• @daftforgery what are crab fries? i must know! in reply to daftforgery #
• knows exactly how this kid feels. http://bit.ly/aId8i #

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