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• just touched my head and my hand came away smelling like peenya-colala, as whitney might say. #

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• can’t resist this one synthy sound that Röyksopp uses sometimes. #

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• thinks that if he never has to use aftereffects ever ever again, it will be too soon. #
• feels the blues coming on. #

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• wonders why facebook chose a popping noise to tell me that people are chatting with me. it makes me think my speakers are broken. #
• @captainbunny RDRR! are you still using swiss coffee for that little something extra or have you gone basic white. i sent you an evite! #
• sucks at making things look like metal. why oh why is everything i have to draw made of metal. #
• @emai_tweets i know you’re en route, but i just heard nick lachey – patience (tonal remix) and immediately thought of you. in reply to emai_tweets #
• is considering buying nick lachey’s new remix single on itunes? wtf is it with me and cheesy dancey music? #
• WANTS TO VOMIT! #
• @Supavixen i think i’m speedballing on music. Nick Lachey dance remix is the cocaine to my Psapp heroin. in reply to Supavixen #

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• is eagerly awaiting time to go to akbar! #

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• hates it when places try to pass off illustrator live traced photos as illustrations. #

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• @jkottke make methane electricity? in reply to jkottke #
• @mpiedlourde just get one to secure your preferred username! in reply to mpiedlourde #

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• just got a kink behind his left shoulder blade. can’t concentrate! #
• @greyk2 bob harper is totally one of the queer abs: http://tinyurl.com/8bzf9b in reply to greyk2 #
• can’t wait to go home. my shoulder blade still hurts! #
• just heard tara say “I don’t fucking know” on the biggest loser. #

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• @adriana0325 you take worst quality crab because you have best quality heart! in reply to adriana0325 #
• hates it when the paper tag from the teabag falls into his mug. #
• just put his headphones down around his coffee mug and when he put them back on, they were warm. loves it! #

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why doesn’t jessica simpson go out this fresh faced all the time? looks like those proactiv solutions are still doing there job. also, has anyone noticed that on the directv guide the infomercials for proactiv are called something like “Jessica Simpson uses Proactiv Solutions” so that all you see on the guide is “Jessica Simpson…”? very crafty.

also, why does aubrey from danity kane wear such dark eyeliner/false eyelashes? i’m no expert, but shouldn’t your hair/eyebrows/eyeliner all kind of be in the same family? also, nice veiny boobs.