Bagel Press

• Is stuck on the 5. #

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• @captainbunny OMg do not blaspheme quiznos like that. At least they don’t smush your sandwich with their grubby hands at quiznos. #

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• @jwirfs hello? muscle relaxer? poppers? even i got that one. remember kids, no PnP! #
• @jwirfs oh please, everyone knows all about you. #
• is packing to hit sam framcisco tomorrow. erica’s wedding present? check. #

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• wonders how anyone watches fox news without having a heart attack. politics aside, the yelling almost made me bust a blood vessel in my eye. #
• wonders where my fedex is. website says delivery attempted, notice left, but i see no notice. will they try again or am i s.o.l? #
• has a theory that if your shoes are too tight they get stinky faster. #

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• prefers satsumas to cuties, or are they the same thing? #
• hates that people are so dickmatized by macs that they don’t care that mac mouses are impenetrable pieces of shit. #
• @captainbunny i think most satsumas i’ve had had looser peels, though this last batch from vons does not meet my expecations of looseness. #
• @littlebeancurd they also come in boxes at the supermarket. #

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• is hysterical over youtube clips of peter schiff on fox news and cnbc. somebody tell me this guy has been wrong about stuff before. #
• @captainbunny yeah, i made a pact with a few close friends to attend. if no one i want to see is there at least i have a safety net. #
• finally bought jazmine sullivan’s album. why is sony bmg just sitting on this chick? #

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• says, hi list of people attending high school reunion. why don’t i know who half of you are? #
• will likely make a zicam run during lunch. i’ve got the sniffles. #

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• doubts that these new mac keyboards keep out dirt better than old ones. they just hide it better. i shudder to think of what’s under here. #
• is screaming GET RID OF VICKY at the tv. #
• @greyk2 mckey FTW, crooked mouth and all. #
• wonders if garfield’s eyes are still getting larger over time, or if they’ve reached critical mass. also, does anyone still read garfield? #

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• would like to remind pedestrians in chinatown that you look both ways to make sure no cars are coming. if you see a car, don’t go. #

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• @jwirfs they have them at osh if memory serves. #
• thought i saw my mousepad in the middle of the street today. relieved to discover that it is still safely on my desk. #

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