Bagel Press

• says, hi list of people attending high school reunion. why don’t i know who half of you are? #
• will likely make a zicam run during lunch. i’ve got the sniffles. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• doubts that these new mac keyboards keep out dirt better than old ones. they just hide it better. i shudder to think of what’s under here. #
• is screaming GET RID OF VICKY at the tv. #
• @greyk2 mckey FTW, crooked mouth and all. #
• wonders if garfield’s eyes are still getting larger over time, or if they’ve reached critical mass. also, does anyone still read garfield? #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• would like to remind pedestrians in chinatown that you look both ways to make sure no cars are coming. if you see a car, don’t go. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• @jwirfs they have them at osh if memory serves. #
• thought i saw my mousepad in the middle of the street today. relieved to discover that it is still safely on my desk. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• Is standing at cesar Chavez and main. Here comes the march. It’s hot. Everyone stay hydrated! #
• Thinks the “this is what democracy looks like” chant is hard to understand when a bunch of people say it at once. #
• Is watching a palatero make a killing. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• has a headache and mistakenly looked in the fridge for his heated up eating right meal. it was in the microwave, duh. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• needs to stop assigning new values to variables and then forgetting about them. why is loadWidth equal to…oh, durr. #
• is astounded that today’s huffington post headlines + photos stay in a grid. is this permanent change, or is today’s news not as important? #
• thinks archuleta is going through puberty voice change. he can’t sing anymore. also will he be a cute kid/ugly adult like haley joel osment? #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• hates all these blue team assholes on the biggest loser. i hope amy c can see what’s up and aligns herself appropriately. #
• ZoMg understands the nuances of reality tv too well. did i call that or what? #
• just signed a petition without thinking about it. http://tinyurl.com/62le9v take that people who sign petitions without thinking about it! #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• just heard that. ugh, time to put headphones back on! #
• wonders why people feel so entitled to having unsolicited phone calls returned. #
• wonders how many asians have consciously or unconsciously trained themselves not to squint when they smile. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• wonders why the huffington post bothers having a delicate, teal masthead only to befoul it with gigantic red and blue sans-serif headlines. #
• @nanooboy be careful with pillows in the wash. we had one explode and the stuffing clogged our pipes. the washer spewed water everywhere. #
• @tyleroakley frankie jonas? is an eight year old allowed to be hot? #

Powered by Twitter Tools.